sirpastydick:

not offending someone’s culture is as simple as taking a bindi off of your forehead 

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

Anonymous
Is highschool life in Canada really like degrassi?

basedgosh:

yeah we all went to high school with drake

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M.O | For A Minute 

shialablunt:

Marc Jacobs, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell & Kirsty Hume

shialablunt:

Marc Jacobs, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell & Kirsty Hume

brownp0wer:

The black plague? that was 650 years ago

Jesus was born in 7 BCE. He’s 2,009 years old.

Cleopatra? Has four kids.

Kids born in 10 AD? Yeah, well they can legally drink in the US.

Feel old yet?

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

little mix alphabet: e - evolution

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